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managment..(well it sort of mentions fish)
Posted By: Jermand <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thursday, 9 November 2000, at 1:02 p.m.
There are 5 types of managment theory I learnt today in my "managment" lecture and here they are:
1) The "mushroom" manager: Keeps his employees in the dark and feeds them bullshit at least once a week.
2) The "seagull" manager: Involves "flying" into an organizational outpost, dumping all over them and flying back out again.
3) The "kipper" manager: (referes to fillited fish) is two faced and has no guts.
4)The "juggler" manager: they are experts at keeping other peoples balls in the air while protecting their own.
5) The "absentee landlord/golf-club" manager: often "out" doing other things to do managmant. This styl