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Symptoms of addiction.......
Posted By: Spotz
Date: Tuesday, 10 October 2000, at 9:47 p.m.
Ten Symptoms Of Addiction to Loaches in General..
10). You considered naming your kids after your loaches!
9). You've made yourself look like a loach using food from dinner!
8). You've taste tested all the new foods you bought for your loaches sake! (Worms and all!)
7). You've added the word loach, loaches, loachie, etc. to your computer's vocabulary.
6). You spend more money on fish food than human food!
5). Making up loach songs!*
4). Halloween is coming up (no need to say more!).
3). You have framed photos of your loaches everywhere!!!**
2). Tiny headstones decorate your backyard .
And the number one thing to watch out for
1). You celebrate after getting stabbed by loach spines!
If you do all of these things, you are truly addicted to loaches. An appointment with a certified psychiatrist is definitely recommended, as is a call to your local hospital regarding number 8. ;-)
* Some of you are definitely guilty of this one!
** Family photo album included (Of course!)
* Do loach owners take after their loaches, or do their loaches take after their owners???
* BTW; Are loaches telepathic????
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