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Loach Dance No.5

Posted By: PhilC <rugrat47501@yahoo.com>
Date: Tuesday, 8 February 2000, at 10:43 a.m.

With alll the talk of Laoch people Loach dancing and Products recall....... Well it was bound to happen sooooooooooooo.

Loach Dane No.5

(set to Mambo No.5)

Ladies and Gentlemen

One, Two, Three,four,five

Everybody's in the tank, so come on,

Lets ride to the fish store around the corner.

The boys want some flakes and worms,

But I don't wanna

Harikari Products like I had last week.

I must stay deep.

I like Clowns, Dojo, Kuhlis and sid,

And as I continue you know, they keep getting Loacher

So what can I do, I really click for my Clowns,

To me Loaches are just like sport, anything's fly,

It's all good, Let me Click it,

Please set it in Click.


a little bit of Botia Dario in my tank

a little bit of Clowns on its side

a little bit of Botia Striata is all I need

a little bit of Skunk Botia is what I see

a little bit of Botia eos in the sun

a little bit of Kuhlis dance all night long

a little bit of Botia Modesta here I am

a little bit of Zucchini makes me your Loach.

Loach Dance No.5

Wiggle up and down and move it all around,

Shake your head to the clicks,

Put your fins on the ground,

Take one wiggle to the left,

Take one to the right,

One wiggle to the front and one to the side,

Flap your fins once,

And flap your fins twice,

And if it looks like this ,

Then your doing it right


Click it

The Click

Loach Dance No.5


I do all,

to see a Loach, like that,

You can run, but they will hide,

You an me are going Click click click..

By the Mambo Modesta

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